A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

'I got my first impression

A newly appointed assistant manager of a local burger king is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry,

Thank You for This Food

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his

An apocryphal story that allegedly happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio at a private airport:

Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000 over <such-and-such> beacon"

Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and

Hit The Floor -- A True Story

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots

Courageous Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A Texas cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly gates. Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing, the cowboy offered.